Tuesday, July 14, 2015

The FAYTS (The Filipino American Young Turks) - ACT I, Scene I - The Meeting

ACT I
SCENE I
THE MEETING

(It's the early 1970s. The play opens with a discussion between Senators Sitan Helel and Aswang Iblis. Senator Iblis knocks on office Sitan's office door. The office is plush. Sitan sits in a large leather chair behind a large mahogany desk. An American flag and a Washington State flag stand behind the desk.)

SENATOR HELEL
Senator Iblis, welcome. Welcome!
(Hugs him.)
It's been a while.

SENATOR IBLIS
Senator Helel, got your message. You wanted to talk?

SENATOR HELEL
Have a seat.

SENATOR IBLIS
If you don't mind, I prefer to stand.

SENATOR HELEL
Please, I insist. We want a relaxing discussion…don't we?

SENATOR IBLIS
Of course, of course.
(He sits.)

 SENATOR HELEL
Aswang, I've known you for a while…at least since you were elected. Call me Sitan. We're friends.

SENATOR IBLIS
Thanks, Sitan. Glad we're on a first-name basis.

SENATOR HELEL
I heard there’ll be a vacancy in the 35th  district. May be  an opportunity, Aswang. Control of the State Senate's in the balance. A seat or two…especially a traditionally liberal one, we'll control committees.

SENATOR IBLIS
You’re well informed,  I see.   It’d be a difficult win.   It’s very Liberal.

SENATOR HELEL
We need a candidate who's popular…someone with name familiarity. Possibly a minority. Thought you might know someone. You know those communities. Think of anyone?
SENATOR IBLIS
A few. I know an activist or two who might be persuaded.

SENATOR HELEL
Not just anyone. Someone special…untouched…new.

SENATOR IBLIS
Ben Adama comes to mind. He's Pinoy…has some interest in politics. I've known him for a while.
SENATOR HELEL
Pinoy?  What’s that?

                                                         SENATOR IBLIS
It’s slang for “Filipino”.

                                                         SENATOR HELEL

Filipino, you say?  Not derogatory.  

                                                         SENATOR IBLIS
Not at all.  Self-ascribed.

                                                          SENATOR HELEL
Sounds interesting. Another Marcos, perhaps?

SENATOR IBLIS
Doubt that. He's American born. His primary interest is local. Want me to talk with him?

SENATOR HELEL
See about this…Adama. I'd like a sense of what it would cost to bring him along. Tell him it's an opportunity to increase minority representation. We'll give him committees that'll help his district.

SENATOR IBLIS
What's the quid pro quo?

SENATOR HELEL
I expect your support.

SENATOR IBLIS
You already have it. But—

SENATOR HELEL
You need a reward. Just testing. I see you learned not to offer things gratis. Okay. Here's my deal. If he accepts and wins, I'll assign you a choice committee.

SENATOR IBLIS
Banking and Insurance. I sense future opportunities. Lots of devils in those enterprises.

SENATOR HELEL
That's a huge plum, my friend. Indeed, a very huge plum. I like your ambition. We all have dreams.

SENATOR IBLIS
If Adama wins, I'm sure there'll be bigger plums for you. You're thinking national stage. Right?

SENATOR HELEL
I don't—

SENATOR IBLIS
How badly do you want to win?

SENATOR HELEL
You drive a tough bargain, Aswang. Yes, you do. (Beat)  You know what politics is, don’t you? 

                                                          SENATOR IBLIS
The seeking of power.

                                                        SENATOR HELEL
Power’s the end game, son.   Politics are the illusions that drive the game.  Successful politicians create illusions that the public buys whether they are or aren’t served well by them.  Keep that in mind.  Now, what if—

SENATOR IBLIS
No ifs. No buts.

SENATOR HELEL
Fair enough. Fair enough.

SENATOR IBLIS
One other thing. You'll send a consultant. Right?

SENATOR HELEL
As a matter of fact…


SENATOR IBLIS
This should be an opportunity for my Dila.

SENATOR HELEL
Don't get pushy, amigo. She's far too inexperienced and headstrong. She has the looks, I admit, but this is far too important for a novice.

SENATOR IBLIS
(Stands.)
You underestimate her. She'll do well. Consider her.

SENATOR HELEL
Sit down, please. I've already decided on Mara. It's settled.

SENATOR IBLIS
(Sits.)
Seems unfair. When will you give Dila a chance? She's better prepared than you imagine.

SENATOR HELEL
Now, now, Aswang. She's at a vulnerable age. I know you love your daughter. Hell, I love mine. But you can't predict what she'll do, can you?

SENATOR IBLIS
If you don't—

SENATOR HELEL
Enough! You know how much I despise snivelers, especially those making idle threats.
Be content with what I've planned. Otherwise, I'll see you never get anywhere.

SENATOR IBLIS
Dila should be considered. When—

SENATOR HELEL
I'll decide when. I'm not confident that she can't be turned. My advice: don't beg and don't ask again. Or else. Comprende?

SENATOR IBLIS
I get it. You can't blame me for wanting my daughter to…
(He pauses as he looks at Senator Helel, who has folded his arms.)
I'll get back to you after I talk with Ben.

SENATOR HELEL
(Stands.)
Better. I understand. But I am not understanding. Do as I command.


SENATOR IBLIS
No offense—

SENATOR HELEL
That's more like it. Obedience and loyalty are important. You do agree?

SENATOR IBLIS
Yeah. I get it.

SENATOR HELEL
(Walks behind him. Puts his hand on Aswang's shoulder.)
Tell you what I'll do. I meet with Mara soon. I'll propose you challenge her in a balagtasan, a poetic debate, before the tribunal. My consideration for your loyalty. Bako Nawa, the Unholy Spirit, will serve as Lakambini…the muse. You'll have to convince him and the dwende. I'm sure you're up to the task.

SENATOR IBLIS
Agreed. Salamat po, Sitan. I'll call Ben.

SENATOR HELEL
That's more like it.   Now, let’s have a drink. 
(Pours two shots of scotch. Hands Iblis a glass.)  Returns to his seat.  Seal our deal.

SENATOR IBLIS
 (Pulls out a couple of cigars .)  Would you like to try one?  Fair trade for the scotch.

                                                         SENATOR HELEL
I will.  I will.  (Takes one and lights up.  Inhales.  Gags.)   Ugh!   Ugh!  Like setting road kill on fire!   Where did you get these?  What are they?!

                                                          SENATOR IBLIS
They’re Cremona Cubanas…what I can afford.

                                                          SENATOR HELEL
Awful.   Leaves a flavor in your throat like puke.  (Crushes his out and takes a long drink of scotch.)   And that smell…like an inch of  hell released.  Put that out…NOW!  Can’t have my office smelling cheap.  (Goes into his desk and brings out a cigar box.)  Maybe, you’d like one of these. 

                                                         SENATOR IBLIS
What are they?                                                                                  

SENATOR HELEL
Cuban Cohibas. The best.  Seventy bucks each. Illegal, you know.  Fidel had them rolled specially for him.   You know the Golden Rule:   You got the Gold.  You make the rules.
(Blows a ring.)
                                                         SENATOR IBLIS
Thanks, Sitan, but I should get going.

SENATOR HELEL
Don't know what you're missing. High flier like you, oughtta try one.

SENATOR IBLIS
Well…
(Reaches for the box.)

SENATOR HELEL
(Snaps the box closed and sets it down. Pauses.)
Well, maybe next time.  Tell you what, close the deal with Ben and I’ll toss you a few. Anyway…bad for your health.  (Beat)
We're done here.   I'll call you if I need you. Close the door when you leave.

(Senator Iblis rises slowly retreats and leaves. Sitan leans back in his chair and puffs on his cigar. Laughs evily and snorts.  Picks the butt of Iblis’s cigar from the ashtray.) 

Could be useful someday.


 Lights down. Scene ends.)